If I get to have the Tramp as a dictator, of course.You don’t wanna miss this, it’s the IFC Center holiday gift to New York. Of sorts.@IFC CenterDirected by: Charles Chaplin Friday, December 25 – Thursday, December 31 Mon, Dec 28 at: 10:55 AM, 1:15 PM, 3:55 PM, 6:35 PM, 9:15 PMTue, Dec 29 at: 10:55 AM, 1:15 PM, 3:55 PM, 6:35 PM, 9:15 PM Read On

Avatar won the box office race once again. James Cameron’s cartoon led the Christmas race followed up close by Sherlock Holmes, who had a bunch of talking rats breathing on his neck.1. Avatar $75,000,0002. Sherlock Holmes $65,380,0003. Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 $50,200,000 Read On

Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan are rocking out with the Cop Out. Which was a Couple of Dicks, so I think Cop Out is classier. Kevin Smith doesn’t want to deal with another marketing disaster like Zach and Miri Make a Porno. Read On

OK, we’re gonna go ahead and gloat one more time about it: Moviefone made their list of the 50 best movies of 2009 and looky here, it’s Zacharius Knight Galifianakis again in the top 10. Twice. Balls deep. Hard. 10. The Hangover – He’s Here.9. Precious8. Star Trek7. An Education6. The Fantastic Mr. Fox5. Avatar4. The Hurt Locker3. Inglourious Basterds2. Up1. Up in the Air – Here too. Read On

Forget what I said about the Kick-Ass trailer, this Karate (sic) Kid is the cutest thing ever. I mean, there’s no karate at all! Nothing can be cuter than that. I just hope Will Smith is happy with that. Read On