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	<title>#film - the Same Movie News, Just More Infamous</title>
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	<description>- The Shortest Movie Reviews and News and the Web -</description>
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		<title>Rorschach is Freddy Krueger is Sinestro</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jackie Earle Haley is a busy guy, isn&#8217;t he. Just hope he doesn&#8217;t get typecast as the standard new villain dude in Hollywood. Because, you know, he&#8217;s really short and skinny. Not because he&#8217;s really ugly. [Hitflix]]]></description>
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		<title>Spider-man 4 is Dead to Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, Sony knew about my disgust in bringing John Malkovich as lame ass villain, the Vulture, to fight Spider-man. I mean, ok, he&#8217;s a good actor and all, but how is that enough to bring badassery to the silver screen. Better off without it. Just hope the next Mary Jane doesn&#8217;t have a weird face.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/spider-man-4-is-dead-to-me/</link>
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		<title>#Video of the Day: Le Star Wars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How do you say Star Wars in French? How do you say Star Wars remake in French? It doesn&#8217;t matter, check out the French remake of Star Wars above. It&#8217;s le shizzle.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/video-of-the-day-le-star-wars/</link>
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		<title>#Trailer: Kick-Ass</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I wish I was a fake super hero too.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/trailer-kick-ass/</link>
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		<title>Dennis Quaid is Bill Clinton in Really Gay Movie Title</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dennis Quaid plays the president once again, though this time he&#8217;s Bill Clinton in the much antecipated third movie of the Tony Blair trilogy, The Special Relationship. This is not about Clinton&#8217;s affair with Monica Lewinsky, rather is about his affair with Blair. You know, as two dudes hanging out, not being gay, just enjoying each other&#8217;s company, no quitting each other and doing male things. That&#8217;s all. [Playlist]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/dennis-quaid-is-bill-clinton-in-really-gay-movie-title/</link>
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		<title>Natalie Portman Doesn&#8217;t Want to be Nude on Your Porn Site</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m definitely not a prude about sex or nudity, I just don&#8217;t want to do something that will end up as a screen grab on a porn site.&#8221; Yeah, you can totally blame this one on the internets. [Telegraph]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/natalie-portman-doesnt-want-to-be-nude-on-your-porn-site/</link>
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		<title>Netflix Wants You to Buy DVDs on the Streets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one thing that beats piracy is convenience.Hands down.Who wants to roam around the internets looking for torrents, sharing your own stuff, waiting for hours for a movie to come to your computer?OK, thousands of people that don&#8217;t like to pay for shit.At the same time, even people that don&#8217;t like to pay for shit, have to have a computer with hard drive space, don&#8217;t they?Someone is getting his cut.Or her.They keep saying they don&#8217;t know what to make of Netflix, they want you to buy DVDs or pay the on the demand movie in your TV.I wouldn&#8217;t mind that, except when I do.I mean, come on, movies are a ripoff.You go blindly pay for something that you can&#8217;t have a refund, you have to give a kidney at the concession stand and they wanna take our Netflix away from us?And they want to complain about movie piracy.That&#8217;s fair.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/netflix-wants-you-to-buy-dvds-on-the-streets/</link>
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		<title>Saruman is a Metal Singer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not that this is any news, but Christopher Lee is at it again. Yeah, Saruman is a metal singer. Don&#8217;t believe me? Check the video below and samples from the album Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross. Now that&#8217;s a man with a golden pistol. Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross samples.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/saruman-is-a-metal-singer/</link>
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		<title>Anna Kendrick Wants All the Cancer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Anna Kendrick, who shared the silver screen with George Clooney [who was is a fake cancer surviror], is attached to the movie I&#8217;m With Cancer, with Wanted star James McAvoy and Seth Rogen from. Um. Step Brothers? I don&#8217;t know. That guy. You know who I&#8217;m talking about. Anyways, the movie is about a guy with cancer and it&#8217;s a comedy. Hopefully a funny one. Funny People was kind of a rip off. OK, I get that making fun of cancer is hard, but at least try not to make everything that has no relation to it entertaining. And by the way, is this a new trend? How do you call a comedy about people dying? Diedy? What&#8217;s with all the cancer jokes? Isn&#8217;t that like illegal or something?Anna Kendrick joins cancer movie [Reuters] Kendrick Joins McAvoy, Rogen in Cancer Comedy [TheWrap] Anna Kendrick Helps James McAvoy With His Cancer [Cinematical] In the Face of Doubt, Seth Rogen&#8217;s Cancer Movie Marches On [New York]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/anna-kendrick-wants-all-the-cancer/</link>
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		<title>Scarlett Johansson is Big in Russia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Watch Scarjo&#8217;s direct debut in the segment &#8216;These Vagabond Shoes&#8217; from the feature NY I Love You. Da, in Russian. Da. Da. Da.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hashfilm.com/2010/01/scarlett-johansson-is-big-in-russia/</link>
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