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Rorschach is Freddy Krueger is Sinestro

Mr. Notmovie — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:42:26 +0000

Jackie Earle Haley is a busy guy, isn’t he. Just hope he doesn’t get typecast as the standard new villain dude in Hollywood.
Because, you know, he’s really short and skinny.
Not because he’s really ugly. [Hitflix]

Spider-man 4 is Dead to Me

Mr. Notmovie — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:44:16 +0000

Apparently, Sony knew about my disgust in bringing John Malkovich as lame ass villain, the Vulture, to fight Spider-man. I mean, ok, he’s a good actor and all, but how is that enough to bring badassery to the silver screen. Better off without it. Just hope the next Mary Jane doesn’t have a weird face.

#Video of the Day: Le Star Wars

Mr. Notmovie — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:08:41 +0000

How do you say Star Wars in French? How do you say Star Wars remake in French? It doesn’t matter, check out the French remake of Star Wars above. It’s le shizzle.

#Trailer: Kick-Ass

Mr. Notmovie — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:56:35 +0000

I wish I was a fake super hero too.

Dennis Quaid is Bill Clinton in Really Gay Movie Title

Mr. Notmovie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:46:22 +0000

Dennis Quaid plays the president once again, though this time he’s Bill Clinton in the much antecipated third movie of the Tony Blair trilogy, The Special Relationship. This is not about Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky, rather is about his affair with Blair. You know, as two dudes hanging out, not being gay, just enjoying each other’s company, no quitting each other and doing male things. That’s all. [Playlist]

Natalie Portman Doesn’t Want to be Nude on Your Porn Site

Mr. Notmovie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:07:19 +0000

“I’m definitely not a prude about sex or nudity, I just don’t want to do something that will end up as a screen grab on a porn site.”

Yeah, you can totally blame this one on the internets. [Telegraph]

Netflix Wants You to Buy DVDs on the Streets

Mr. Notmovie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:00:26 +0000

If there’s one thing that beats piracy is convenience.
Hands down.
Who wants to roam around the internets looking for torrents, sharing your own stuff, waiting for hours for a movie to come to your computer?
OK, thousands of people that don’t like to pay for shit.
At the same time, even people that don’t like to pay for shit, have to have a computer with hard drive space, don’t they?
Someone is getting his cut.
Or her.
They keep saying they don’t know what to make of Netflix, they want you to buy DVDs or pay the on the demand movie in your TV.
I wouldn’t mind that, except when I do.
I mean, come on, movies are a ripoff.
You go blindly pay for something that you can’t have a refund, you have to give a kidney at the concession stand and they wanna take our Netflix away from us?
And they want to complain about movie piracy.
That’s fair.

Saruman is a Metal Singer

Mr. Notmovie — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:49:52 +0000

Not that this is any news, but Christopher Lee is at it again. Yeah, Saruman is a metal singer. Don’t believe me? Check the video below and samples from the album Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross. Now that’s a man with a golden pistol.

Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross samples.

Anna Kendrick Wants All the Cancer

Mr. Notmovie — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:35:56 +0000

Anna Kendrick, who shared the silver screen with George Clooney [who was is a fake cancer surviror], is attached to the movie I’m With Cancer, with Wanted star James McAvoy and Seth Rogen from. Um. Step Brothers? I don’t know. That guy. You know who I’m talking about.
Anyways, the movie is about a guy with cancer and it’s a comedy. Hopefully a funny one.
Funny People was kind of a rip off.
OK, I get that making fun of cancer is hard, but at least try not to make everything that has no relation to it entertaining. And by the way, is this a new trend? How do you call a comedy about people dying? Diedy? What’s with all the cancer jokes? Isn’t that like illegal or something?
Anna Kendrick joins cancer movie [Reuters]

Kendrick Joins McAvoy, Rogen in Cancer Comedy [TheWrap]

Anna Kendrick Helps James McAvoy With His Cancer [Cinematical]

In the Face of Doubt, Seth Rogen’s Cancer Movie Marches On [New York]

Scarlett Johansson is Big in Russia

Mr. Notmovie — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:53:30 +0000

Watch Scarjo’s direct debut in the segment ‘These Vagabond Shoes’ from the feature NY I Love You. Da, in Russian. Da. Da. Da.