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Jonah Hill is the New Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street
I can totally see the resemblance. It’s the cheek bones, you know? Plus, Jonah Hill totally looks like a fatter jewisher version of Depp. Now, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs directors are linked
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#Best of 2009: Roger Ebert Still Loves Nic Cage
Roger Ebert posted his list of best mainstream and indie movies and guess what? Nicolas Cage got two hits. Knowing as one of the best movies of 2009? Wow
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Morpheus Vs. Predators
Laurence Fishburne is the next dude to beat the crap out of a Predator in Predators. Maybe. People don’t really know what’s his role, so they shouldn’t just assume, you know? That’s rude. [MoviesBlog
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Natalie Portman is Dead. Becomes Zombie.
If you ever wondered why Natalie Portman is so hot and fit, we now know her secret diet: human brain. I think she can pull the English accent, not sure if she can handle
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Eli Roth Promises Thanksgiving Before Xmas
Hey Eli! If you cast Vendula Bednarova again, as the topless cheerleader, we’re golden. Just no more soccer with human heads, OK? That’s offensive to the British.“My friend Jeff Rendell, who I wrote the
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Moon is the Best Indie in the UK
Moon is definitely one of the best movies of 2009 that didn’t have Megan Fox in it. Check out the other winners: BEST BRITISH INDEPENDENT FILMMoon
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Link Later
The Goonies are not back, but Chunk will answer all your legal gaming questions.A new hope for a Star Wars movie.Rapunzel is gonna be reimagined as a musical comedy.Yes, it’s finally confirmed: the Jaws
Read More »Can’t Remember the Name of that Actress? There’s an App for that
You know when you’re walking down 5th ave and you cross that hot actress, that you could totally nail, if only you remember her name? Now you have no more excuse. Providing that you
Read More »Spider-man Vs. Malkovich
Movieline reported that John Malkovich was approached to play the Vulture in Spider-man 4 and that they want Anne Hathaway really bad for the part of Felicia Hardy. I want Anne Hathaway because I
Read More »Avatar is Better than Star Wars
To quote Michelle Rodriguez: You know, there’s not one detail that [Cameron] misses. If I am looking at a green screen on a scene, he’s gonna show me — on a screen — exactly
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